So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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