erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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