I feel like abortions should bother me more
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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