is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's rum buckets o'clock
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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