My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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