i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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