I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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