love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
