I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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