my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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