Fuck appropriateness.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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