And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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