So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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