i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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