Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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