Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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