My room smells like vodka and shame
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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