at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
