She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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