Dual....:-)
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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