Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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