capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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