Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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