Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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