woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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