playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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