i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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