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She can rap better than you any day
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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