its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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