You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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