can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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