The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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