I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
id be glad to
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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