I hate your face
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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