too bad you live with your parents still
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
