Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Every concussion has its silver lining
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
