I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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