Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
smell my finger.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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