): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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