Bisexual people are plain selfish.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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