Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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