Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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