The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
