The brown eye won't let me do that either.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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