How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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