Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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