yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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