Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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