trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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