I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive