I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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