i just google imaged poop.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I love you.
Bad choice
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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