There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
false alarm. still invincible.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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