It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pooping to opera.
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