I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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