yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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