How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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